McGruff's Smart Kids (2LP Deluxe Darkside Exclusive Green w/ Black Splatter) (Vinyl)
Release Date: 9.18.2026
UPC > 840526509058DSR
Label > Enjoy The Toons
Darkside Records Exclusive Variant Green w/ Black Splatter Vinyl, Limited to 150 copies
Enjoy The Ride Records and Enjoy The Toons Records, in conjunction with the National Crime Prevention Council, proudly present McGruff's® Smart Kids Deluxe 2xLP.
Available on vinyl again in a Deluxe 2xLP edition, McGruff's® Smart Kids was originally released on cassette tape in 1986. It has been mentioned on numerous podcasts, but the original cassettes have been hard to find in the wild. The audio was finally located and painstakingly remastered decades later to reissue this sought-after '80s treasure.
McGruff's® Smart Kids includes the viral hit "Cocaine & Crack," along with cult classic favorites "Inhalants" & "Alcohol." Music by Mike Hawes; Lyrics by Robin Nelson and Tim Sloan. The Deluxe 2xLP also includes extra songs: "Take A Bite Out Of Crime," "Shoplifting," "Hitchhiking," and more!
Vinyl is limited to 500 copies across three colorful variants. The A/B disc has a die-cut bite mark because we know McGruff® loves to Take A Bite Out Of Crime!® The cover art was recreated and photographed by Daniel Danger (Tiny Media Empire).
Track List:
Side A
Introduction
Winner's Don't Use
No, No, No!
Marijuana
Inhalants
Cocaine & Crack
Alcohol
Side B
Just Say No!
Smart Kids
Make Your Body Last
I'll Decide On My Own
I'm Glad I'm Me
Side C
Take A Bite Out Of Crime
Respect For Authority
Drug Abuse
Hitchhiking
Arson
Child Molestation
Side D
Vandalism
Shoplifting
Gangs
Robbery and Burglary
Protect Your Collection
Genres:
Orders containing items from multiple locations ship together once all items are available.
McGruff's Smart Kids (2LP Deluxe Darkside Exclusive Green w/ Black Splatter) (Vinyl)
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Release Date: 9.18.2026
UPC > 840526509058DSR
Label > Enjoy The Toons
Darkside Records Exclusive Variant Green w/ Black Splatter Vinyl, Limited to 150 copies
Enjoy The Ride Records and Enjoy The Toons Records, in conjunction with the National Crime Prevention Council, proudly present McGruff's® Smart Kids Deluxe 2xLP.
Available on vinyl again in a Deluxe 2xLP edition, McGruff's® Smart Kids was originally released on cassette tape in 1986. It has been mentioned on numerous podcasts, but the original cassettes have been hard to find in the wild. The audio was finally located and painstakingly remastered decades later to reissue this sought-after '80s treasure.
McGruff's® Smart Kids includes the viral hit "Cocaine & Crack," along with cult classic favorites "Inhalants" & "Alcohol." Music by Mike Hawes; Lyrics by Robin Nelson and Tim Sloan. The Deluxe 2xLP also includes extra songs: "Take A Bite Out Of Crime," "Shoplifting," "Hitchhiking," and more!
Vinyl is limited to 500 copies across three colorful variants. The A/B disc has a die-cut bite mark because we know McGruff® loves to Take A Bite Out Of Crime!® The cover art was recreated and photographed by Daniel Danger (Tiny Media Empire).
Track List:
Side A
Introduction
Winner's Don't Use
No, No, No!
Marijuana
Inhalants
Cocaine & Crack
Alcohol
Side B
Just Say No!
Smart Kids
Make Your Body Last
I'll Decide On My Own
I'm Glad I'm Me
Side C
Take A Bite Out Of Crime
Respect For Authority
Drug Abuse
Hitchhiking
Arson
Child Molestation
Side D
Vandalism
Shoplifting
Gangs
Robbery and Burglary
Protect Your Collection
Genres:
Orders containing items from multiple locations ship together once all items are available.